I'm sure this has already been said, but we need a proper prestige TV adaptation of Moby-Dick. For 10 minutes out of every episode, it becomes a nature documentary about whales.
FUCK HOMOPHOBES! 🏳️🌈GAY RIGHTS🏳️🌈
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
has tumblr heard about the upcoming wuthering heights adaptation where they cast a white man as Heathcliff (a heavily implied to be romani character)
i often see people (specifically in the epic fandom) wanting to butchify odysseus or make odypen butchfemme, and squealing over sapphic covers from epic. let me present to you outis from limbus company, who is literally odysseus but a woman. limbus company's characters are based on classic lit, and outis is odysseus!
we don't know her full backstory yet but she IS a masculine woman and could very well be a butch lesbian? her penelope's gender is up in the air as of rn but it's heavily anticipated that her penelope is a woman. thus, butchfemme odypen COULD be a reality in like a year
play limbus company for all your butch odysseus needs...
Hatsune Miku could kill MacBeth
Yes, Hatsuke Miku from Vocaloid could kill Macbeth!
She applies for all three clauses: Gender Clause due to being a girl; Unconventional Birth Clause due to being a software voicebank; and the Birth Parent Clause due to her creator being male software developer Sasaki Wataru! Thank you both for your submission!
i don't think i will ever get over how limbus company is basically just the world's most insane fan fiction. what do you mean dante, charon, emil sinclair, rodya, meursault, faust and a bunch of other people are on a bus together having adventures in Batshit Insane Land. what do you mean there's time travel and vampires and alternate universes and memory manipulation and eldritch horrors involved. it is just so so fun to see people trying to grasp with it from the outside
dropped out of kill myself university to go find a fishing boat crewman apprenticeship cause noose 101 made me realise knot tying comes natural to me
IHNMAIMS au where literally every single bit of AMs dialouge gets cut off by this
my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens