Every Time Someone Thinks Ishmael Limbus Company Likes Men An Angel Dies

Reblog if one of these bitches (affectionate) has consumed your life at some point.

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

You’ve heard of MLM / WLW Solidarity…..

Now get ready for

🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥MLM / WLW UNHEALTHY SIBLING RIVALRY!!!🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥

Everyone wants more gay parents on TV and yet no one ever talks about the best gay dads in all of cinema history.

Every squad got the:

Needs to be screened for depression.

Why does bro know that?

Must adhere to the knight's code.

Probably a serial killer.

Low-empathy autism swag.

We have GOT to talk about your family.

Kind of a shitbag but understandable given the circumstances.

Spent half their life on a marine vessel. Not straight.

Advocate for workers rights.

Only thing keeping things together.

Plagued by guilt. Not straight.

Is going to fuck everyone over at the first given opportunity.

Burnt out to hell and back.

Imagine if all the women poseidon and Zeus banged somehow managed to transfer their period pains to them 😭 poseidon would get the worst of it since his body count is higher 🤣

Oh he would NOT survive that...

Ah yes, the three genders, man, mythical, Oddyseus