(Latin Duolingo Phrase That Translates To "Don't Hurl The Thunderbolt!")

why is it always trans women who are seen as threats and never trans men???

like neither should realistically be seen as a threat (individual people are threats depending on who they are and what actions they do) but why always trans women fucking hell

will you be the new pope

I’d say yes but I don’t want JD Vance to get me

started feeling like the 'unemployed friend on a tuesday' meme a bit too much.

i'm back to education next week so hopefully i'll be safe

i really decided to actually sleep for a night and then go to a concert and now i have 3 (three??) wrestling events to catch up on from 2 nights (smackdown, Stand and Deliver and Wrestlemania night 1)

Every time one of my friends explains something about Plurality to me I have to fight the urge to ask if they're "More people per people" cause of this fuck ass post

hey if ur a queer wwe fan pls like (and/or rb) this post

gotta stick together

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.