Alternatives To "ladies And Gentlemen"

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

there are certain things in this room that are definitely not in this room

“YEYEYEYEYE TAMA” 😂😂

what's in my ao3 private bookmarks is between me and god (and possibly the author)

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

national elections so fucked someone’s out to become king of the franks

fnaf people - is the jeffs pizza website working for you guys?

it was at the end of the into the pit trailer and it hasn't been working for me since a few days after the trailer came out. maybe it'll be back once it's released?

i thought they were going back to scott's days with the website teasers/lore

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie