In The US We Only Have 3 Genders. American Beauty, American Psycho, And American Pie

why doesnt uni have an absence option of "whoopsie daisy i overslept and missed it" because its the truth and i get that they dont like that but i cant go back in time and change it.

so my options are now:

A) lie and say i was ill

B) go through the whole process of picking Other and knowing they won't like it

Also this was absolutely my fault because i forgot to put the alarm on :)

how it feels telling everyone in my life that pope francis just died

Httyd fans: Do you think we could finally get a httyd series that’s actually an adaptation of the books?

Dreamworks: A shot-for-shot live action remake of the film? Absolutely

Httyd fans: No that’s not-

Dreamworks: Take out all the colour and make everything a monotonous grey? Well, if you insist

I am in love with the idea of location-based horror I am in love with it

funniest shit is going down on discord rn

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)