A Collection Of My Favorite Tweets Regarding The Ever Given In The Suez Canal

And this two faced bitch is seeing twice as many stars as usual

last night we were drinking and checking the election results (we dont live in the US)

Please don’t fuck this up, America 🔹🙏😬🔹

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

Adoption for Infinite Realms ghosts is very lackadaisical. Basically, if one party says "You're my parent/child!" and the other one agrees, it's official.

This is an issue for any Infinite Realms being that isn't super familiar with the Infinite Realms rules, who lives with humans, who are also not familiar with Infinite Realms rules.

Like Ellie. Or Danny. Or Vlad.

(Dan was fully dead once so he actually does know this.)

This isn't a problem until it is.

Ellie, thirty and trying to keep a low profile while she beats the crap out of alien invaders, is hit by someone.

Not by a punch though, it was more of a 'they were thrown into me' situation.

It's Superboy II, the little one. Elie's pretty sure he isn't supposed to be out here in this fight.

Also he's a little concussed.

"M...mom...run..."

"I see. So you are the boys mother. We have been searching for you."

Ellie feels something try to click into place.

"Yeah, sure. He's my kid."

With a snap, that something not only falls into place, but locks into place.

And with that, almost uncontrollable rage.

Ellie is done holding back.

"And you just made a huge mistake."

if anyone knows any fics, let me know

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.

“And every single night, I sacrificed everything I had in this ring to be that Shield. And did I get any of the credit? Absolutely not.”

SMACKDOWN BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA | 04.18.2025