And This Two Faced Bitch Is Seeing Twice As Many Stars As Usual

funniest shit is going down on discord rn

dont you love getting blackout drunk and having to piece together what happened/what you did like some sort of self-inflicted murder mystery (without the murder)

(Latin Duolingo phrase that translates to "Don't hurl the thunderbolt!")

they meant visor-

not a visa.

jesus christ

???

i am now beginning to understand the assassin's creed tetris effect. i considered jumping several things that i cannot jump :(

bruce: *frantically* have you seen damian????

dick: *frowning* what? no . . . wait, did you LOSE HIM??

tim: *walking by* have you checked jason's apartment?

bruce: *horrified* what would he be doing there? god, i thought we made sure they would never interact!

dick: *grabbing his shoes so he can run out the oor* we've gotta get to them before they decide to add arson or manslaughter to the schedule today

tim: *frowning as he watches bruce and dick run from the manor* what the fuck?

meanwhile at jason's apartment

damian: *taking notes in one hand while he holds a book with the other* this wickham fellow is surely a crook. not a single one of his interactions with lady bennet has been devoid of suspicious moments.

jason: *nodding sagely as he cleans a gun* i ain't gonna spoil anythin' but you're on the right track

the way haymitch must have seen it as all his ghosts coming back to haunt him at once when katniss walked onto the train with the face of burdock and asterid, the pin of maysilee, the voice of lenore dove, and a background so devastatingly similar to his own. of course sweetheart slipped out. and of course he did everything he could to keep her alive