bruce: *frantically* have you seen damian????
dick: *frowning* what? no . . . wait, did you LOSE HIM??
tim: *walking by* have you checked jason's apartment?
bruce: *horrified* what would he be doing there? god, i thought we made sure they would never interact!
dick: *grabbing his shoes so he can run out the oor* we've gotta get to them before they decide to add arson or manslaughter to the schedule today
tim: *frowning as he watches bruce and dick run from the manor* what the fuck?
meanwhile at jason's apartment
damian: *taking notes in one hand while he holds a book with the other* this wickham fellow is surely a crook. not a single one of his interactions with lady bennet has been devoid of suspicious moments.
jason: *nodding sagely as he cleans a gun* i ain't gonna spoil anythin' but you're on the right track
nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix
could someone please put me in a .zip file? I think it would be really cozy in there
why does the bird sound british???
sounds like a threat
You gain me in the divorce
(Latin Duolingo phrase that translates to "Don't hurl the thunderbolt!")
me grinning violently as i rip off the cellotape from my old parcels to reuse it for vinted packages:
>:D