"WITHOUT ME AND WITHOUT HIM AND
And this two faced bitch is seeing twice as many stars as usual
dayum, drew really keeps stealing jewellery off his opponents-
first punk and now damian
just glanced to my right and made direct eye contact with a spider :D
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
it took me a solid month to realise the bootleg terror twins merch im wearing says 'area ripley' not rhea ripley...
like they can spell damian priest but not rhea ripley?? also the only reason i got bootleg was bcs the official shit was sold out and not coming back
being God’s favorite is sleep through the entirety of archive of our own’s downtime and wake up to the site up and running normally again
okay i mean this in,,, really not the nicest way possible but how the fuck is *Logan Paul* at every fucking big wwe event but never really in any of the actual episodes???
Wrestling lore is really funny to explain to non-wrestling people, mainly because you have to suspend your disbelief much more than you would do for stuff like anime or superhero fiction. Think of it like this; it’s normal for a shonen anime protagonist or a superhero to demonstrate they have superpowers usually because it’s established early on. That also goes for other parts of the lore, such as the world-building, the MacGuffins, and the history of that world.
But in wrestling, characters and storylines change all the time and are ongoing (I’ve seen the term “longform storytelling” used). So you end up with HUGE leaps in logic, such as:
1) There’s a supernatural being from hell who temporarily became a biker gang member, and then went back to being a supernatural being from hell
2) There’s a male model who gave out grooming tips who eventually evolved into Captain America/Homelander.
3) Triple H committed burglary on camera. He invaded Randy Orton’s home, beat him up, destroyed some of his property, and then threw Orton out the window. But it’s all fine because he’s the good guy, so he’s still employed by the WWE.
4) Dominik Mysterio is beefing with his dad, who literally fought for child custody of him in a wrestling match. Keep that in mind anytime you see Dominik not getting along with Rey.
5) Edge got sent to hell, but is okay now.
6) CM Punk was once a cult leader, but stopped doing that after he lost his hair. Then he became the opposite, as in he turned into an anti-authority rebel.
7) A lot of wrestlers, such as Sheamus and Shawn Spears, apparently used to work at WWE as background staff/security guards.
8) Real life famous music artist Bad Bunny is part of the lore and he actually beat a world champion (Damian Priest) in a match. And I don’t mean Bad Bunny is playing a character. In the WWE lore, Bad Bunny is playing himself.
(Feel free to add on any other leaps in logic from pro-wrestling)