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“And every single night, I sacrificed everything I had in this ring to be that Shield. And did I get any of the credit? Absolutely not.”
SMACKDOWN BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA | 04.18.2025
ROLLINS DON’T MENTION MOXLEY UNLESS HES ACTUALLY COMING OUT!!! IM STILL HEALING FROM LAST YEAR FROM THE SHEILD MUSIC PLAYING!!! 😭😭😭
If Randy's opponent isn't Aldis, they better have a giant return planned.
Sorry LA Knight, my dearest, but CONGRATS TO JACOB FATU!!!
also i would find it really funny if el grande americano wasn't actually chad gabl, just someone who looked nearly exactly the same. it'd be funny
and yes im invested in the lucha storyline in case you couldn't tell
i swear it would have made more sense to put it as el grande amricano vs dragon lee rather than any of the other lucha. bcs they had that thing where he tried ripping dragon lee's mask off
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
drake?
holy fuck the las vegas arena is massive!
also alicia taylor looks like she's walked out of the hunger games
no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
i really decided to actually sleep for a night and then go to a concert and now i have 3 (three??) wrestling events to catch up on from 2 nights (smackdown, Stand and Deliver and Wrestlemania night 1)
Omg Seth mentioned mox!!!
Wait, Seth is trying to get him and Roman to work together against punk??
I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid
(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
anyway while im complaining i think i will also complain about the minecraft movie. we all say the trailers and mocked it fucking relentlessly for looking stupid and like just the biggest fucking cashgrab. and then it came out and everyone went to watch it. seriously???? we cant even boycott a movie that looks like shit. the characters look awfully out of place compared to the backdrop of the movie and i dont care if thats a choice its too fucking ugly to stare at for 90 minutes and everything ive seen about the movie seems like its just "hey look heres a thing you can do in minecraft that jack black knows about" like GODDD why are we doing this
OKAY I JUST WANNA SAY OUT OF KAYFABE, THE ROSTER HAS TO HAVE SO MUCH TRUST IN FINN WHEN A DECENT AMOUNT OF HIS MOVE SET IS STOMPING BASED
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes
still find it mental that this is the same person
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed
Seth just undid years of therapy with that chair shot.
i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet
Don't feed the trolls
Never give out personal information
Anonymity is the best defense
Don't click suspicious links
Don't click popups and ads
Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true
You are responsible for your own experience
There is porn of everything, act accordingly
...Welp. I will see you all Saturday 🫠
Hoo boy...