Simon: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?!

He needs to teach me how to cope with the worst fr bc wdym bro went and golfed some balls instead of freaking the fuck out

mr. anderson is living his best life 😭

Simon Elroy needs to go to a rage room. Let him get his anger and frustrations out because he is so stressed and that’s not healthy. He’s so stressed like he needs to let all that frustration out

Maddie: Why are Charley and Yuri sitting with their backs to each other?

Wally: They had a fight.

Maddie: Then why are they holding hands?

Wally: They get sad when they fight.

SHE LOVES THEM

I’m glad you got a good laugh!

Can I be honest and say something problematic? I think Wally is a tad wee bit overrated. I love him and I think he’s a silly guy but when I see what some people create I’m like woahhhh nelly 😭😭😭 to each their own I suppose 🙂‍↕️

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok

NAH THESE ARE SO FUNNY (also now wondering if I’ve ever seen a bird with the same birthday as me as well)

Incorrect twitter posts, comment if I should make more!

Nicole: I told Simon his ears flush when he lies.

Xavier + Claire: Why?

Nicole: Look.

Nicole: Hey Simon! Do you love us?

Simon, covering his ears: No.

charwall keychain sneakpeak…

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Simon: Seize the dick.

Charley: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Charley: From the same truck that hit Rhonda?!

Wally, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.