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I have finished figuring out the dates of deaths and will be posting mood boards about their vibe and the date of death for Xavier, Nicole and Claire!
I might do them all separately so I can explain some more details, the mood boards are mostly for character details since they will kind of be a little different as they died in a different decade!
And I will be posting a mood board of Xavier x Simon as well because I thought it'd be cute!
Let me know if there are any ideas you have, I love hearing suggestions!
a little sneak peek, if you will.
this might not be the final draft but it's a scene I find extremely adorable (I love my OCs)
p.s. if anyone speaks/reads Tagalog pls help bc I do not and am relying on google translate and other websites lol
p.p.s I don't have names for Simon's mom and sister so I'm open to suggestion
Xavier the type of guy to ask Simon to be his Valentine (and be nervous about it) after they’ve been dating five years.
Simon thought it was dumb the first time he asked, he quickly realized how sweet it was.
did not expect their friendship/dynamic this season but i'm enjoying it so much that i'm scared something gonna happen to one (or both of them.
We tell her. Together.
actually, wait. I just thought of a cute idea based off of my own comment on the original post.
The two of them go to the annual fair and Xavier tries to get the biggest bear for Simon but loses miserably. So Simon, not wanting to make him feel bad, plays for it and wins it (I mean, have you seen his arms this latest episode??). He plays it off as Xavier winning it for him but makes him carry it around bc Si doesn't want to lug it for the rest of the night.
They split custody of the bear and even drive it around sometimes when they have to do the custody exchange.
brb I gotta go write this as a fic now
Xavier the type of guy to ask Simon to be his Valentine (and be nervous about it) after they’ve been dating five years.
Simon thought it was dumb the first time he asked, he quickly realized how sweet it was.
NAH THESE ARE SO FUNNY (also now wondering if I’ve ever seen a bird with the same birthday as me as well)
Incorrect twitter posts, comment if I should make more!
REAL ASF… we must sustain ourselves 😩💔
No one on ao3 understands my Simon/Xavier vision 😔
THIS IS TOO GOOD OMFG I LITERALLY CAN’T WAIT FOR THE FIC 😩🙏
Still writing the fair fanfic but have this in the meantime. Prompted by @cloudedhologram's post where we + @simonssweater came up with Xavier "winning" the bear for Simon at a county fair. The meme format was too funny to pass up I just had to do it.
a handy guide to shipping
SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!
here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!
this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭
sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."
IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-
Xavier: *confused stare*
Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!
Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*
how i feel coming out of nowhere whenever my hyperfixation is mentioned
let’s just say it’s a little sneak peak into the fic I’m editing ;) but also @greycoffee’s tags are so real for this… I AM totally normal about this ship (no I’m not)
“You with the dark curls,
You with the watercolor eyes.”
In some of the different ships I love.
Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.
*Simon calls Xavier*
Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?
Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie
Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?
Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so
Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?
Simon: Probably the stab wound…
Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?
Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.
throwing these two idiots in the mix too
“You with the dark curls,
You with the watercolor eyes.”
In some of the different ships I love.
The first one and the shower thoughts one is sending me hard pls 😭😭😭 if nothing else is canon, that definitely would be fr !!!!
Part two of
Because I think they fit!
They are indeed lovers in my heart.
@simonssweater
I know he was spiraling and didn’t think about the letter he wrote from a ghost to a living. But every time I think about this I’m like did bro just not take a minute after destroying everything in his room to literally think over everything he’s learned and done since “hallucination” Maddie started speaking to him???
Also that homo love letter 😭 thinking about that from the perspective of “Maddie is just a hallucination, this isn’t real” is insane to me. Bc if that were the case then bro your gay ass is showing (and I want you to pursue Xavier 💔), how would the writers of the show ever expect me to believe you were in love with Maddie if this alternative was the reality pls- 💀
actually the way Simon acted at the beginning of s2 is so insane. Bro thought he had a mental breakdown so bad he had incredibly detailed hallucinations for hours at a time and just. Did not tell anyone
I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭
Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!
@simonssweater this is specially for you!
Dog person x cat person vibes of course!
Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!
Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...
Part two soon! I have a couple more!
Simon: crushes are the worst
Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid
Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid
Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard
Simon:
Xavier: Chillax!
Simon: That's not a word.
Xavier: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Claire texting back: Where are you?
Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!
Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.
Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?
Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.
Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Simon:
Simon: I'll call you back.
*hangs up*
Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!
I still think it’s wild that Simon’s only problem with Xavier is that he’s just staring like crazy. I mean mans literally unscrewed the lid of a mf salt shaker and proceeded to spill it around playing it off as an accident. How the hell can you pretend it’s an accident when the lid is literally screwed off and why did Sandra or Janet not question it??? I digress.
School Spirits (2023-25) 2.05 Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner
Xavier: Stop doing that.
Simon: Stop doing what?
Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Xavier the type of guy to ask Simon to be his Valentine (and be nervous about it) after they’ve been dating five years.
Simon thought it was dumb the first time he asked, he quickly realized how sweet it was.
Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Xavier: I wrote you a poem.
Simon, already crying: You did?
this is actually what my fic is about !! the scene has been stuck in my head for weeks now 💔
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3