Simon: Crushes Are The Worst

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

Xavier: Chillax!

Simon: That's not a word.

Xavier: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

Simon: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Simon: Okay guys we need a plan to convince Janet to give Maddie her body back Everyone else: Hmm yes this is a Very Serious Situation™ and we need a Very Serious Solution™ Meanwhile Xavier: s A L t

Mr. Anderson has become my favorite adult on the show. And now he's joined the ghost gang?? OH. SIGN ME UP.

Also, his muffled and frustrated "what the fuck!" is gonna play in my mind on a loop for all eternity. He's just a silly little guy. I'm gonna put him in my pocket.

Oh, he embezzled marching band uniform funds? Umm, nuh-uh. Your Honor, he was in a silly goofy mood to pay off his father's mistakes. I, uh, rest my case :P

every time simon cries, i cry

but genuinely- i love how they’re writing his character. that he gets overwhelmed, with stress, with grief, with everything. and they let him cry. they let him get upset. he doesn’t just bottle things up- or, well, he does, but we get to see the fallout. it makes his character feel so much more real. simon i love you

Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

He needs to teach me how to cope with the worst fr bc wdym bro went and golfed some balls instead of freaking the fuck out

mr. anderson is living his best life 😭

SHE LOVES THEM

The first one and the shower thoughts one is sending me hard pls 😭😭😭 if nothing else is canon, that definitely would be fr !!!!

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Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons! @simonssweater this is specially for you! Dog person x cat person vibes of course! Some of these a

Because I think they fit!

They are indeed lovers in my heart.

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