The First One And The Shower Thoughts One Is Sending Me Hard Pls 😭😭😭 If Nothing Else Is Canon,

my brain is short circuiting at how much I NEED this omg

would we want hand holding magnetic charwall charms? holding two halves of a heart? GUYS WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE !!!

Maddie: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Simon, turning to Xavier: How tall are you?

If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔

xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Nicole: Simon isn’t answering his phone

Xavier: I’ll call

Nicole: Claire and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Simon: Hello?

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!

Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.

IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-

Xavier: *confused stare*

Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!

Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*

Simon knowing he fucked up: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Maddie: Wasn't Xavier with you?

Simon: In his defense, he was also left unsupervised.