My Brain Is Short Circuiting At How Much I NEED This Omg

Xavier: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Simon: I fell—

Xavier: From heaven?

Simon: No, I literally fell—

Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

i understand that she feels responsible for the ghosts now and that she likes wally and that she feels more free in death than in life, but i can’t handle maddie wanting to stay dead. i can’t stomach how she would rather stay dead than go back to the land of the living where her best friends are waiting for her and where her mother was trying to get back on track and where they could figure out a new way to get her to chicago and where she could do all the things that her ghost friends never could because they will never get their lives back. like she has the chance to finally LIVE, no matter how slim, and i just don’t know how i’ll cope if she doesn’t take it

charwall keychain sneakpeak…

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔

xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.

Charley: Wow, Yuri, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Yuri: We literally slept together yesterday.

Charley: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

wasn't expecting this season to actually make me like Xavier. him and simons interactions are so cute and the SALT

Xavier needs to complete his run through of maddies friends and marry simon. I was joking when I first made that post about them but now I'm fully obsessed with their dynamic

Simon: How much did you spend on this date?

Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Wally: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Wally: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Maddie: Bonjour.

Rhonda: Le growl.

Charley: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

me replying to @cloudedhologram @greycoffee @97buttons when they say the most heart wrenchingly accurate things that have me punching the air and foaming at the mouth but I have to compose myself enough to respond like a normal human being

FYI this is me replying to oomfs on tumblr