I Understand That She Feels Responsible For The Ghosts Now And That She Likes Wally And That She Feels

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

interacted with a guy who looked almost exactly like Xavier (only difference was his hair being curly) today and I can confirm that it was jarring to look at him for more than 3 seconds at a time bc of his eyes

that being said, I’ve gotta ask… blue eyed ppl… is it this way for all of you or is it only the dark hair + blue eye combo?

Yuri: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wally: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Charley: Can I still be Charley?

Wally: Shh, let Frank speak.

the way I’m more invested in that than the major plot this season. it’s a little itch in my brain that desperately needs to be scratched bc I can’t focus on much else like WDYM WHY NOT TELL SIMON THE OTHER ONE THAT CAN LITERALLY SEE A GHOST idk idk idk I just I’m literally obsessed

im never gonna shut up about how much i love xaviers subplot with the hospital ghosts cuz what the fuck do u mean he saw maddies dad at the hospital. maddies dad is the hospital fisherman. this is going to mean something very soon i assume. xavier bestie telllllllll someone about ur mini death. please.

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?

Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

how i feel coming out of nowhere whenever my hyperfixation is mentioned

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.