Interacted With A Guy Who Looked Almost Exactly Like Xavier (only Difference Was His Hair Being Curly)

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok

this may be a stupid question but logistically speaking if Janet dies/gets killed/yada yada in Maddie’s body is she zoinked back to Split River since that’s where she as her original person died bc ghost boundary or is she now bound to the area that she as body possessing Maddie died?

(check tags for my thoughts)

Quinn: Chillax!

Rhonda: That's not a word.

Quinn: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

Rhonda: Why are your tongues purple?

Maddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Wally: I had a red one.

Rhonda: oh.

Rhonda:

Rhonda: OH.

Charley:

Charley: You drank eachothers slushies?

this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?

Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?

Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-

Mr Martin giving the girl he burned to death with a copy of Fahrenheit 451 is kind of hilarious, like who knew he could be so cunty

LOOK AT HIMMMM OH MY GOD

Yuri..i love him so much.

OMG SAE IM SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT U!!

how are you

im crying if you even care

cuz wdym we have to wait a year for s3

you aren’t crying alone bff don’t worry

but at least we’re getting s3 !!!!!

i hope you’ve been well !! 😼🩶

no literally, I’m so obsessed with their duoship. Especially considering how much Xavier looks after Simon so Simon doesn’t fuck up his own life and future. Like when Nicole was all “why aren’t we telling Simon about Janet returning?!?” and Xavier telling her that Simon would bolt and get his ass suspended so fast 😭😭😭 I need more spiraling Simon x reasonable Xavier moments fr pls don’t fail me season 2 🙏

xavier and simon weren't really the duo I thought I needed, not by a long shot, but their trust exercise in ep4 really sealed the deal for me. like yes thank you actually I do need more moments with simon being too stressed out and xavier being the shrug emoji about it. they balance each other so well, it's hilarious.