This Is Me When Y’all Shit On Xavier/simon. Like It’s Never That Serious Guys 😭😭😭

NAH THESE ARE SO FUNNY (also now wondering if I’ve ever seen a bird with the same birthday as me as well)

Incorrect twitter posts, comment if I should make more!

Xavier: You look good in that hoodie.

Simon: You know where else I'd look good?

Xavier, zero hesitation: My bed.

Simon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Maddie: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Simon, turning to Xavier: How tall are you?

Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Xavier: I wrote you a poem.

Simon, already crying: You did?

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Wally: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Rhonda: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Maddie: if you want information it is

Charley: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

S2E6 SPOILERS!!

hi hi everyone! here’s another meme drop for ya, please enjoy!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

Charley: Wow, Yuri, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Yuri: We literally slept together yesterday.

Charley: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[fully ignoring the fact that janet got bagged and kidnapped as I scuff my feet against the floor because I'm not yet mentally ready to theorize about whatever the Fuck is going on with that plot thread] man... simon is such a great character huh. he's kind of like a feral cat that's hanging on by a thread and I love him a lot.

Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?

Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?

Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-

interacted with a guy who looked almost exactly like Xavier (only difference was his hair being curly) today and I can confirm that it was jarring to look at him for more than 3 seconds at a time bc of his eyes

that being said, I’ve gotta ask… blue eyed ppl… is it this way for all of you or is it only the dark hair + blue eye combo?