The Way I’m More Invested In That Than The Major Plot This Season. It’s A Little Itch In My Brain

Rhonda: Why are your tongues purple?

Maddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Wally: I had a red one.

Rhonda: oh.

Rhonda:

Rhonda: OH.

Charley:

Charley: You drank eachothers slushies?

i was born. it was all really hard. but i had SIMON.

Here's some random generated head canons of Xavier because I was bored and I love him!

This one is a savier head canon of mine!

And this one just made me laugh as it was generated..

Let me know what ones you agree with!

No literally they are way too powerful together and I live for it honestly. I wish we had a lot more episodes to watch their duoship blossom fr

Simon and Claire have only been allowed to team up one-on-one in this episode because they would have committed so many more felonies had they been paired together the entire time

No one:

Xavier during that dinner with Janet:

Simon: How much did you spend on this date?

Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Quinn: Sentences.

Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.

SHE LOVES THEM

me replying to @cloudedhologram @greycoffee @97buttons when they say the most heart wrenchingly accurate things that have me punching the air and foaming at the mouth but I have to compose myself enough to respond like a normal human being

FYI this is me replying to oomfs on tumblr

CRYING PLS I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC TO SEVERAL OF THESE IM EMBARRASSED

made a couple school spirits text posts, will make more later