Me Replying To @cloudedhologram @greycoffee @97buttons When They Say The Most Heart Wrenchingly Accurate

Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*

Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[fully ignoring the fact that janet got bagged and kidnapped as I scuff my feet against the floor because I'm not yet mentally ready to theorize about whatever the Fuck is going on with that plot thread] man... simon is such a great character huh. he's kind of like a feral cat that's hanging on by a thread and I love him a lot.

Maddie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Rhonda: You're a lying piece of shit!

Wally: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Rhonda: I'm leaving and I'm taking Charley with me!

Maddie, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Uno for today.

Wally is unhinged this season.

“You’ve been here four years babe, try forty”

“Where can we find a bazooka?”

“Why didn’t you break the glass?”

“Maybe she was like a secret brew master. Like making prison hooch”

“Out of the closet or the pottery room?”

Charley: like body shots?

Wally: ooh I miss those

Wally: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Maddie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

this is actually what my fic is about !! the scene has been stuck in my head for weeks now 💔

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Simon: Seize the dick.

I think he does what he always does: tries his best™

do you think Simon copied Charley's handwriting too when writing the letter to Emilio or do you think he was just hoping really hard that he wouldn't notice