This Is Actually What My Fic Is About !! The Scene Has Been Stuck In My Head For Weeks Now 💔

He needs to teach me how to cope with the worst fr bc wdym bro went and golfed some balls instead of freaking the fuck out

mr. anderson is living his best life 😭

Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Xavier: I wrote you a poem.

Simon, already crying: You did?

We’re all alike I swear 💀 I have a savier fic coming out soon (read as: eventually)! I swear I need to read them together so badly, someone PLEASE step up and bless our eyes 🥺🙏 I’ll love u forever

um so where the fuck are all the simon x xavier edits at….like y’all ain’t seeing the gay chemistry between them…they’re bfs 🫶

and nicole and claire are gfs. and so are rhonda & quinn…like??? they’re all gay 2 me.

Simon: How much did you spend on this date?

Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

oh my god…. OH MY GOD ???? THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT- THANK YOU FOR BLESSING OUR EYES 🙏😩 ITS SO ICONIC

a silly work sketch based on tags between me and @simonssweater HRVEHA

Xavier with said massive bear although id say it could be bigger LMAO

S2E6 SPOILERS!!

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pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

Simon: We need to get through this locked door. Claire, give me your credit card.

Claire: Here.

Simon, pocketing it: Thanks. Xavier, kick down the door.

Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench

Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?

Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Xavier sits down*

Simon: The bench is freshly painted.

Wally: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Maddie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Simon: Wake me up…

Claire: Before you go go!

Nicole: When September ends…

Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-