Simon: We need to get through this locked door. Claire, give me your credit card.
Claire: Here.
Simon, pocketing it: Thanks. Xavier, kick down the door.
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NO NO NO! Thank YOU for blessing us with more beautiful art my friend!! Please have a cookie 🍪🤎✨
my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO
i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you
Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Simon Elroy needs to go to a rage room. Let him get his anger and frustrations out because he is so stressed and that’s not healthy. He’s so stressed like he needs to let all that frustration out
Maddie: Why are Charley and Yuri sitting with their backs to each other?
Wally: They had a fight.
Maddie: Then why are they holding hands?
Wally: They get sad when they fight.
Nicole: Simon isn’t answering his phone
Xavier: I’ll call
Nicole: Claire and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Simon: Hello?
Maddie: I think we're missing something.
Wally: Teamwork?
Charley: Cohesion?
Rhonda: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Simon: crushes are the worst
Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid
Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid
Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard
Simon:
Charley: You bought a taco?
Wally: Yes.
Charley: From the same truck that hit Rhonda?!
Wally, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
No literally they are way too powerful together and I live for it honestly. I wish we had a lot more episodes to watch their duoship blossom fr
Simon and Claire have only been allowed to team up one-on-one in this episode because they would have committed so many more felonies had they been paired together the entire time
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