Simon: How much did you spend on this date?
Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
I love them my honour 🙏 Anyways I'm so down for this 'people who don't like eachother become really close because they get tangled in a messy situation' trope 😭
(the cast reposted it and I was crying happy tears, they're so cool)
a handy guide to shipping
I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️
when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier
Wally: *Gently taps table*
Charley: *Taps back*
Maddie: What are they doing?
Rhonda: Morse code.
Wally: *Aggressively taps table*
Charley: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Simon knowing he fucked up: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Maddie: Wasn't Xavier with you?
Simon: In his defense, he was also left unsupervised.
Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Simon: Seize the dick.
*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*
Xavier: So who should we call?
Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail
CRYING PLS I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC TO SEVERAL OF THESE IM EMBARRASSED
made a couple school spirits text posts, will make more later
Maddie: I think we're missing something.
Wally: Teamwork?
Charley: Cohesion?
Rhonda: A general sense of what we’re doing?
oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
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