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Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*

Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

I was inspired by these headcanons for Xavier, I thought I’d do some for Simon!

I feel he’d give hugs like Sam and Dean do from spn, not often but clinging on for dear life:

y’all cannot convince me this man would enjoy any alone time, he would spiral so quickly fr:

and I dunno about this last one but for some reason, it just resonated:

Xavier: I trust Simon.

Claire: You think they know what they're doing?

Xavier: I wouldn't go that far.

Simon: Wake me up…

Claire: Before you go go!

Nicole: When September ends…

Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

xavier remains my beloved rn tbh his arc is so incredibly funny. guy cheats on his gf. gf is dead. guy helps investigate gfs death. guy gets run over by not dead gf. guy dies for a couple minutes. guy sees ghosts. guy immediately all in upon being told dead gf is actually getting bodysnatched and we gotta save her

I’m glad you got a good laugh!

Can I be honest and say something problematic? I think Wally is a tad wee bit overrated. I love him and I think he’s a silly guy but when I see what some people create I’m like woahhhh nelly 😭😭😭 to each their own I suppose 🙂‍↕️

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok

Some of my favorite Simon photos I have

I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭

Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!

@simonssweater this is specially for you!

Dog person x cat person vibes of course!

Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!

Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...

Part two soon! I have a couple more!