Some Of My Favorite Simon Photos I Have

Here's some random generated head canons of Xavier because I was bored and I love him!

This one is a savier head canon of mine!

And this one just made me laugh as it was generated..

Let me know what ones you agree with!

Simon: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.

Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Claire: Yeah, perfect.

Wally: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Charley: The cow???

Wally: What?

Rhonda: Charley, W H Y?

Rhonda: You're a lying piece of shit!

Wally: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Rhonda: I'm leaving and I'm taking Charley with me!

Maddie, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Uno for today.

The fact that Simon ever thought Maddy was a hallucination is so funny to me. Like did you hallucinate that gay ass letter to?

The first one is so accurate pls I’m giggling 😭😭😭

they shouldve hugggeddddd🥲🥲

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

Wally: *Gently taps table*

Charley: *Taps back*

Maddie: What are they doing?

Rhonda: Morse code.

Wally: *Aggressively taps table*

Charley: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-