The First One Is So Accurate Pls I’m Giggling 😭😭😭

Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench

Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?

Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Xavier sits down*

Simon: The bench is freshly painted.

Simon: We need to get through this locked door. Claire, give me your credit card.

Claire: Here.

Simon, pocketing it: Thanks. Xavier, kick down the door.

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

hi guys! I saw some school spirits memes on here so I thought I’d give it a try. most of these are from the newest season so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4

Yuri: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wally: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Charley: Can I still be Charley?

Wally: Shh, let Frank speak.

Maddie: You have to apologize to Xavier

Simon: Fine.

Simon: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

this may be a stupid question but logistically speaking if Janet dies/gets killed/yada yada in Maddie’s body is she zoinked back to Split River since that’s where she as her original person died bc ghost boundary or is she now bound to the area that she as body possessing Maddie died?

(check tags for my thoughts)

nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭

Tried using incorrect quotes with School Spirits characters

Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.

Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?

Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.

Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?

Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?

Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

NOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE BUT HIS ASS IS BACK PLS 😭😭😭😭