Wally: *Gently Taps Table*

THE ICARLY ONE GOT ME GOOD PLS 😭😭😭

School Spirits (actually just Simon Elroy) funny tumblr text memes

wasn't expecting this season to actually make me like Xavier. him and simons interactions are so cute and the SALT

Xavier needs to complete his run through of maddies friends and marry simon. I was joking when I first made that post about them but now I'm fully obsessed with their dynamic

Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Simon Elroy needs to go to a rage room. Let him get his anger and frustrations out because he is so stressed and that’s not healthy. He’s so stressed like he needs to let all that frustration out

Xavier: I trust Simon.

Claire: You think they know what they're doing?

Xavier: I wouldn't go that far.

this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

I know if no one else gets me, @cloudedhologram gets me bc I swear we’re having the same thoughts about this show all the time. Perhaps we simply share a brain 🤔

im never gonna shut up about how much i love xaviers subplot with the hospital ghosts cuz what the fuck do u mean he saw maddies dad at the hospital. maddies dad is the hospital fisherman. this is going to mean something very soon i assume. xavier bestie telllllllll someone about ur mini death. please.

Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Quinn: Sentences.

Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.

interacted with a guy who looked almost exactly like Xavier (only difference was his hair being curly) today and I can confirm that it was jarring to look at him for more than 3 seconds at a time bc of his eyes

that being said, I’ve gotta ask… blue eyed ppl… is it this way for all of you or is it only the dark hair + blue eye combo?

i was born. it was all really hard. but i had SIMON.