The Fact That Simon Ever Thought Maddy Was A Hallucination Is So Funny To Me. Like Did You Hallucinate

interacted with a guy who looked almost exactly like Xavier (only difference was his hair being curly) today and I can confirm that it was jarring to look at him for more than 3 seconds at a time bc of his eyes

that being said, I’ve gotta ask… blue eyed ppl… is it this way for all of you or is it only the dark hair + blue eye combo?

Diego: You kidnapped Maddie? That’s illegal!

Nicole: But Diego, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing our body snatched friend Maddie, or destroying our chances of convincing her to return to the school?

Diego: Kidnapping Maddie, Nicole!!!

Claire: Diego, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Diego: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Simon: To work together!

Diego: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Xavier: Diego, we all agreed a spirit wearing our friend’s body as a meat suit does not count as people.

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

Simon: crushes are the worst

Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid

Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Simon:

Xavier: You look good in that hoodie.

Simon: You know where else I'd look good?

Xavier, zero hesitation: My bed.

Simon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️

when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier

They need to bring this back because it was literally one of the top best things I swear

Love that whenever Maddie and Simon are talking in season one there is at least one shot to show how Simon looks like he is talking to air, just to remind the audience how ridiculous he looks to others

a handy guide to shipping

Mr. Anderson has become my favorite adult on the show. And now he's joined the ghost gang?? OH. SIGN ME UP.

Also, his muffled and frustrated "what the fuck!" is gonna play in my mind on a loop for all eternity. He's just a silly little guy. I'm gonna put him in my pocket.

Oh, he embezzled marching band uniform funds? Umm, nuh-uh. Your Honor, he was in a silly goofy mood to pay off his father's mistakes. I, uh, rest my case :P

oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3