Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Claire texting back: Where are you?
Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!
Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.
Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?
Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.
Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Simon:
Simon: I'll call you back.
*hangs up*
Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!
I’m also curious as to what happened to the other kid that caused it. Like was he charged with manslaughter or was he let off scot-free because it was obviously an accident? I’m always so curious about the fallout after the ghosts died ugh
so like… how long do you think it took for someone to realize wally was dead
Maddie: I owe you one.
Wally: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
THIS IS TOO GOOD OMFG I LITERALLY CAN’T WAIT FOR THE FIC 😩🙏
Still writing the fair fanfic but have this in the meantime. Prompted by @cloudedhologram's post where we + @simonssweater came up with Xavier "winning" the bear for Simon at a county fair. The meme format was too funny to pass up I just had to do it.
Quinn: What are you in the mood for?
Rhonda: World domination.
Quinn: That's a bit ambitious.
Rhonda: You are my world.
Quinn: Aww...
Rhonda:
Quinn:
Rhonda:
Quinn: OH.
maddie & simon (circa 2022... probably)
— original screenshot below
NO NO NO! Thank YOU for blessing us with more beautiful art my friend!! Please have a cookie 🍪🤎✨
my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO
i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you
soooo funny when your alleged other best friend nicole subtly hints to janet that y’all know it’s her in maddie’s body in front of maddie’s mom and you absolutely lose it but when pretty ex-boyfriend xavier dumps a whole ass salt shaker on the body snatcher he doesn’t get fussed at in the slightest for it
EDIT: I would like to clarify this is a silly little jokey haha just in case that’s unclear 🙏🩵
Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?
Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Wally: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Wally: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Maddie: Bonjour.
Rhonda: Le growl.
Charley: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
Nicole: I told Simon his ears flush when he lies.
Xavier + Claire: Why?
Nicole: Look.
Nicole: Hey Simon! Do you love us?
Simon, covering his ears: No.
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