Simon Knowing He Fucked Up: In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised.

Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Quinn: Sentences.

Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.

Wally, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Wally:

Wally: Water you doing?

xavier remains my beloved rn tbh his arc is so incredibly funny. guy cheats on his gf. gf is dead. guy helps investigate gfs death. guy gets run over by not dead gf. guy dies for a couple minutes. guy sees ghosts. guy immediately all in upon being told dead gf is actually getting bodysnatched and we gotta save her

Yuri: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wally: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Charley: Can I still be Charley?

Wally: Shh, let Frank speak.

oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!

Rhonda: Where's Wally?

Charley: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Charley, shouting: Maddie sucks!

Wally, distantly: Maddie is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Charley: Found him.

SHE LOVES THEM

Simon: We need to get through this locked door. Claire, give me your credit card.

Claire: Here.

Simon, pocketing it: Thanks. Xavier, kick down the door.

Nicole: I told Simon his ears flush when he lies.

Xavier + Claire: Why?

Nicole: Look.

Nicole: Hey Simon! Do you love us?

Simon, covering his ears: No.