CRYING PLS I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC TO SEVERAL OF THESE IM EMBARRASSED

I’m also obsessed with the way Simon side eyes her like pls everybody is tweaking so hard 😭😭😭

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I think he does what he always does: tries his best™

do you think Simon copied Charley's handwriting too when writing the letter to Emilio or do you think he was just hoping really hard that he wouldn't notice

nsfw under the cut

you can’t convince me Yuri wouldn’t be pulling Charley’s schlong like he did clay during that one pottery session

“it’s good for clay and for fondling, just trust me”

Simon: Wake me up…

Claire: Before you go go!

Nicole: When September ends…

Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Wally: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Rhonda: I'm a knife.

Quinn, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

No literally they are way too powerful together and I live for it honestly. I wish we had a lot more episodes to watch their duoship blossom fr

Simon and Claire have only been allowed to team up one-on-one in this episode because they would have committed so many more felonies had they been paired together the entire time

Nicole: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Simon: I would slap Xavier for free.

Xavier, shocked: I'm your best friend!?

Simon: No, I just really want to slap you.

Wally: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Maddie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Mr Martin giving the girl he burned to death with a copy of Fahrenheit 451 is kind of hilarious, like who knew he could be so cunty