Maddie: What Doesn't Kill Me Better Start Running, Because Now I'm Fucking Pissed.

Wally, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Wally:

Wally: Water you doing?

Claire: Truth or dare?

Simon: Dare

Claire: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Simon: Hey Nicole

Nicole, blushing: Yeah?

Simon: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Xavier

Wally: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Maddie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

hi guys! I saw some school spirits memes on here so I thought I’d give it a try. most of these are from the newest season so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4

I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭

Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!

@simonssweater this is specially for you!

Dog person x cat person vibes of course!

Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!

Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...

Part two soon! I have a couple more!

my brain is short circuiting at how much I NEED this omg

would we want hand holding magnetic charwall charms? holding two halves of a heart? GUYS WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE !!!

am i missing something or did we brush past wally saying "you're like the hottest get in the afterlife" to charley a little too fast ?????

I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️

when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

charwall keychain sneakpeak…

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH