*Simon Calls Xavier*

Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*

Xavier: So who should we call?

Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail

Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

Xavier, laughing: Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing—

Simon: We’re literally married.

i understand that she feels responsible for the ghosts now and that she likes wally and that she feels more free in death than in life, but i can’t handle maddie wanting to stay dead. i can’t stomach how she would rather stay dead than go back to the land of the living where her best friends are waiting for her and where her mother was trying to get back on track and where they could figure out a new way to get her to chicago and where she could do all the things that her ghost friends never could because they will never get their lives back. like she has the chance to finally LIVE, no matter how slim, and i just don’t know how i’ll cope if she doesn’t take it

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

I’m back again with some more memes from season 2 so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | — | pt. 4

Maddie: I think we're missing something.

Wally: Teamwork?

Charley: Cohesion?

Rhonda: A general sense of what we’re doing?

I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️

when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier

Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?

Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.