Simon X Xavier - Blog Posts

Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

Xavier: Relationships should be 50/50. Simon cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

no literally, I’m so obsessed with their duoship. Especially considering how much Xavier looks after Simon so Simon doesn’t fuck up his own life and future. Like when Nicole was all “why aren’t we telling Simon about Janet returning?!?” and Xavier telling her that Simon would bolt and get his ass suspended so fast 😭😭😭 I need more spiraling Simon x reasonable Xavier moments fr pls don’t fail me season 2 🙏

xavier and simon weren't really the duo I thought I needed, not by a long shot, but their trust exercise in ep4 really sealed the deal for me. like yes thank you actually I do need more moments with simon being too stressed out and xavier being the shrug emoji about it. they balance each other so well, it's hilarious.

Xavier, laughing: Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing—

Simon: We’re literally married.

Xavier: Do you want to know your gay name?

Simon: My... my gay name?

Xavier: Yeah, it's your first name-

Simon: Haha. Very funny Xavier-

Xavier, getting down on one knee: And my last name.

Simon: Oh- oh my god.

Simon: I fell—

Xavier: From heaven?

Simon: No, I literally fell—

Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Simon: How much did you spend on this date?

Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Simon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Xavier: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Nicole: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Claire : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Simon: Seize the dick.

Xavier: You look good in that hoodie.

Simon: You know where else I'd look good?

Xavier, zero hesitation: My bed.

Simon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*

Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench

Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?

Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Xavier sits down*

Simon: The bench is freshly painted.

Claire: Truth or dare?

Simon: Dare

Claire: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Simon: Hey Nicole

Nicole, blushing: Yeah?

Simon: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Xavier

Simon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Xavier: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Simon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

No but fr like they need to give Xavier some contacts hes creeping me out😭

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