I Still Think It’s Wild That Simon’s Only Problem With Xavier Is That He’s Just Staring Like Crazy.

Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s part two, y’all! all the memes I made wouldn’t fit into one post lmao

pt. 1 | — | pt. 3 | pt. 4

my live reaction to when a new school spirits episode releases… like yes pls let’s get our spook on fr

Mr. Anderson has become my favorite adult on the show. And now he's joined the ghost gang?? OH. SIGN ME UP.

Also, his muffled and frustrated "what the fuck!" is gonna play in my mind on a loop for all eternity. He's just a silly little guy. I'm gonna put him in my pocket.

Oh, he embezzled marching band uniform funds? Umm, nuh-uh. Your Honor, he was in a silly goofy mood to pay off his father's mistakes. I, uh, rest my case :P

Wally: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Maddie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

nsfw under the cut

you can’t convince me Yuri wouldn’t be pulling Charley’s schlong like he did clay during that one pottery session

“it’s good for clay and for fondling, just trust me”

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

Simon and Maddie saying that Nicole was copying Maddie is really bold coming from two people who have the same haircut

this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

let’s just say it’s a little sneak peak into the fic I’m editing ;) but also @greycoffee’s tags are so real for this… I AM totally normal about this ship (no I’m not)

“You with the dark curls,

You with the watercolor eyes.”

In some of the different ships I love.