🎮 This Man Doesn't Know What Sleep Is Either

🦾Wants you to sit on him while he does push-ups

🦾 Lives for cuddling

🦾Will whine if you don’t shower him with affection

🦾Hates bugs with a passion though

🦾Except for spiders, he actually loves spiders

🦾Like he’s a little obsessed (he owns every spider squishmallows)

🦾But if you don’t like spiders or are scared of them he can take care of it

🦾Took you to watch a street race once but it was super cold

🦾Ya’ll buy each other flowers on bad days

🦾His favorite flowers are Lilies

🦾He bought yall matching pajamas

🦾Like bro why is he so cute

🦾Ya’ll be crocheting plushies you find online together

🦾Likes to watch satisfying TikTok’s before bed 

Appetite

Thinking About…

…Thinking about how Beelzebub has an appetite for more than food, often spending his nights with his face between your thighs using his strength to hold you down with a grip that you knew would leave bruises and honestly? Who cares about bruises when he went down on you like you were his last meal on death row. And he won’t stop for hours, not until you’re crying out from overstimulation and your cum is covering his face.Afterall he couldn’t leave his favorite human left unsatisfied.  

It ends up being you who confessed

The two of you have a shared playlist

He falls asleep to it and always has better dreams when he does

Sleepovers on the regular

Has a septum that he mainly keeps hidden

Shopping with him n Asmo is certainly interesting

Let him info dump about astrology and space please <3

He doesn’t like small, confined spaces

He is a tsundere, not exactly the same way mammon is but it’s definitely there.

NSFW

Cockwarming <3

His favorite positions are cowgirl and mating press

He has a spicy playlist that he carefully curated himself

He WILL edge you till you’re begging for release

Definitely down to experiment  

Collar kink (Put a collar on him please)

He’s a such a brat most of the time but can also be a very mean dom

He will also fuck you against things that mess with Lucifer

Being spit-roasted between him n’ Beel <3

Sorry for the unannounced hiatus! But there are a bunch of posts going up once I get the headers and covers ready!

💥 This man has a very strict sleep schedule💤

💥Like he's sleeping by 8:30, 9:00 if he decides to stay up a bit later

💥but that's it, no later

💥Unlike his S/O who stays up as long as possible

💥Like sleep? What's that?👁

💥He understands the difference in your sleep schedules very well

💥But this man wants his cuddles and he can't have them if you aren't in bed with *him*

💥So he does what any normal person would

💥The picks you up, slung over his shoulder to transport you too his room

💥Now you're trapped, good luck👌

💥Movement is no longer an option for you💥

This man has a Sir kink while he’s toppin. I will not be elaborating

This man is a switch, but when he bottoms he is such a BRAT

Like you wanna play brat tamer? He’s ya man.

He is an aftercare KING

Please don’t pull his hair very hard, poor boy has a sensitive scalp

Don’t let his attitude fool you he gets flustered over something as simple as a brush of skin while passing an object

Monoma is very loud. Like he WHIMPERS so loud his neighbors can’t help but avert their eyes as the two of you walk past.

Willing to experiment with anything that doesn’t involve bodily fluids

He’s so mellow after he’s gotten laid, it’s like he’s a whole different person

Key:

F/F=Favorite Food

"Is that a dead body?" Kirishima asked firefly as he recalled you promising not to bring your deceased 'clients' back to the house

"maybeeee?" You said innocently as if you hadn't been dragging the corpse of a 140 pounds man through your shared house

"that is a dead body, I can see it right in front of me"

"uhhhh, I'll have it clean before dinner" you swore hoping your partner would let it slide

Relief flooded your system as he sighed again and waved you off, disappointment flashing across his face as he continued on his day

"Dinner should be done in 20"

"yes sir" you playfully saluted the pro hero before continuing to drag the corpse into the basement

-15 Minutes Later

"Kiri! I got everything cleaned up!" You called as you trenched up the stairs, no signs of your previous activities present.

"I'm in the kitchen!" Your favorite redhead shouted

"Everything's cleaned up" you said as you perched on the counter next to him as he cooked F/F

"That's good" he smiled softly, not exactly meeting your eyes, a pang of guilt hit, your gaze gluing itself to the floor.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled still not looking up, knowing you had broken your promise.

"For what?" He asked coming to stand between your legs. "For bringing another body home" you clarified as he gripped your face softly in his hands.

"It's alright, I'm not mad, as long as it's all cleaned up" he forgave as he kissed your forehead softly.

Once again, despite the decapitated head in your basement, everything was at piece again.

Which bha girls would call their bf babygirl

(I did it as a list to make it easier, hope that's okay)

-Mina Ashido (I will die on this hill)

- Camie Utsushimi

- Clair Voyance

- Emi Fukukado (This is low-key obvious I think)

- Kyoka Jiro (Just imagine it tho)

- Momo Yaoyorozu

- Mei Hatsume 

- Nemuri Kayama