Simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

The lights were bright, streets barren of any light because of how late it was. Yet here you are, speeding down the road, moving 100 mph. Your husband grinned rolling the windows down as far as they would go as the two of you blasted your shared playlist over the radio.

Though the sky was pretty, the sight next to you was even better: the blonde pro hero dressed in dark colors from head to toe as the jewelry that decorated his ears and lip sparkled in the moonlight. All you could do was grin right back at him, your stomach turning with excitement and nerves.

“Kat, where are we going?” you asked as he shrugged, the tattoo on his torso slightly exposed as the shirt rode up with the motion “wherever we want, we don’t need a plan”.

Honestly, you couldn’t think straight all you could focus on was the way his hands gripped the steering wheel so relaxed yet the veins on his hands so prominent as the rings that adorned his hand alongside the one from your guys’ wedding looked as if they were made to be worn in a moment such as this. 

“Turn up the radio will ya?” he asked softly nodding towards the stereo as you nodded face heating up at his soft demeanor. It was rare you guys got to go out like this, with you both being pro heroes and all, it was even rarer that the two of you were alone for more than 10 minutes with your guys’ dog being a very clingy creature.

There was something about the way Katsuki drove that sent alarms to your brain, not the bad kind though, the sexual tension in the vehicle was so thick you could cut it with a knife but neither of you made a move to tone it down as the blonde pulled into an empty clearing off the road.

The stars replaced the bright traffic lights leaving the two of you in the dark, as you feel the ringed hands of your husband wrap around your torso as he gently pulled you over the center console and onto his lap

And the rest of the time in the car ya’ll…….wrestled.Yep, ya’ll love wrestling, why else would the car be shaking so violently🤨

Key:

F/F=Favorite Food

"Is that a dead body?" Kirishima asked firefly as he recalled you promising not to bring your deceased 'clients' back to the house

"maybeeee?" You said innocently as if you hadn't been dragging the corpse of a 140 pounds man through your shared house

"that is a dead body, I can see it right in front of me"

"uhhhh, I'll have it clean before dinner" you swore hoping your partner would let it slide

Relief flooded your system as he sighed again and waved you off, disappointment flashing across his face as he continued on his day

"Dinner should be done in 20"

"yes sir" you playfully saluted the pro hero before continuing to drag the corpse into the basement

-15 Minutes Later

"Kiri! I got everything cleaned up!" You called as you trenched up the stairs, no signs of your previous activities present.

"I'm in the kitchen!" Your favorite redhead shouted

"Everything's cleaned up" you said as you perched on the counter next to him as he cooked F/F

"That's good" he smiled softly, not exactly meeting your eyes, a pang of guilt hit, your gaze gluing itself to the floor.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled still not looking up, knowing you had broken your promise.

"For what?" He asked coming to stand between your legs. "For bringing another body home" you clarified as he gripped your face softly in his hands.

"It's alright, I'm not mad, as long as it's all cleaned up" he forgave as he kissed your forehead softly.

Once again, despite the decapitated head in your basement, everything was at piece again.

Hey hope you've been having a good week, how would mirko and midnight adjust to living a more normal life with their s/o after they were forced to retire from hero work due to injuries they received. Thanks

(I revived Y/N for Midnights section)

-Nemuri Kayama (Midnight)-

“Get back here” A voice could be heard from inside the apartment as a heavily bandaged hero slowly ran after her cat as the elderly feline dodged her with agility she could only wait to regain.

“Nemuri….” a menacing voice spoke from the shadows as the ex-hero froze in fear “you’re supposed to be in bed” the same voice growled as it inched closer. “But y/nnn” she complained before wincing in pain “that’s what I thought” Y/n huffed before helping her back to her bed throwing a quick glare at Sushi. 

Nemuri couldn’t help but sigh dramatically, “Y/n I’m almost fully healed why do I have to stay in bed” Y/n snorted “You got out of the hospital three days ago” 

Retirement was meant to be relaxing, but poor Nemuri just couldn’t stay still, after so many years in the field the hospital had recommended she go to counseling and pick up a few hobbies while she adjusted to being out of work. She wasn’t wanting for money since she hardly had time to spend what she made as a hero, and her s/o continued working so she couldn’t even find an excuse to get a job. It was nice being able to go to the grocery store or out on dates with her s/o once the masses had adjusted to her retirement. She even got to spend more time with Sushi, a cat that she had adopted from Oboro back in her UA days. It wasn’t the worst thing ever compared to the injuries she sustained knowing she would be feeling the effects of them for the rest of her life.

-Rumi Usagiyama (Mirko)-

“So how’s retirement treating you?” The winged hero asked his friend as she sighed setting her game controller down “it’s sooo boring” she whined adjusting her body a little as the bandages began to pull in an awkward position. “At least it’s safe” the blonde smiled as she scowled at him “I don’t want safe I want to be out helping people” she didn’t think it was fair, she was young, only twenty-seven, and already retired because of her injuries. “Why don’t you pick up a hobby?” Y/N asked carrying a tray of snacks towards the two “Like what?” the rabbit-eared woman questioned as her s/o shrugged “anything really, just something you like to do to pass the time”.

Even though she questioned the fairness of her situation, she quickly adjusted to her new routine and even picked up a multitude of hobbies. She started streaming easy home workouts once she healed up and filmed gaming videos that Keigo and Y/N would occasionally guest star in. It gave her a way to continue interacting with fans as well as pass the time whilst her best friend and s/o went to work. She went to counseling for awhile while dealing with the psychological effects that came with being a hero but stopped going eventually as it got easier now only seeing her therapist once a month. She adopted a few rabbits to keep her company since it did get lonely in being alone in the house for hours at a time.

Thinking about…..

Grindin on Gojo n’ Geto in a dark and shady club. The bass causing vibrations across the floor, alcohol flowing through your veins as you're sandwiched between their large bodies, heat radiating off of them as they kiss over your shoulder.Them being sure to leave kisses along both sides of your jaw and neck while you grasp at them for more than just a few dark kisses.

Gen relationship has for kiyoko and yachi? Thanks I really enjoy ur writing

-Yachi

Climbing a mountain is easier than gaining her mothers approval

Constant sleep overs in a giant plushie pile <3

She collects squishmallows (This is a hill I am willing to perish upon)

She even has the tiny squishvile squishmallows

This makes holidays super easy but she’s happy just to have you with her

You got a few ‘you better not hurt my bestie’ threats from Kiyoko that still keep you up at night

You guys exchange wholesome memes constantly

Half your camera roll is just candid pics of her during practice or out and about

Family dinner is almost always awkward

Please please please don’t piss her off

It’s always one of the scariest things ever

She low-key stalked your socials for like a month before you guys started going out

Not in a super creepy way but in a ‘Let’s just looks at pics of my crush for three hours’ kinda way

Definetly not creepy

All in all the relationship is cute asf and the chances of Kiyoko coming for your soul are low

But never zero.

-Kiyoko

She doesn’t get much time off from her school activities

She can be a tsundere at times but it’s usually when she’s flustered/embarrassed

Literally, just hold her, my poor girl is so stressed

You guys usually just spend the night cuddling 

But sometimes you get thrown off the bed in her sleep 

She loses her glasses sometimes when their right in front of her face

She needs glasses to find her glasses 

She likes to be in more protected positions when cuddling

Girlfriend is a little spoon 

She just wants to be relieved of her responsibilities at the end of the day with some nice warm food and a movie

Fights are few and between but they get heated 

Like someone call the fire department before they burn down the house

She likes doing things for her S/O like picking up small gifts to show she thought of them <3

Thinking about…

Thinking about your first time using a flogger on Barbatos. The wooden handle heavy in your hand but also empowering in a way. Being about to whip and caress a demon as powerful as Barbatos, to see this side of him was addicting. The marks left by the leather if even for a moment sending adrenaline through your veins, and the sounds he makes as the leather makes contact with his skin were heavenly even coming from a demon. Low grunts and groans that sent heat rushing through your body as even what little you were wearing became too much to handle. 

Sorry for the unannounced hiatus! But there are a bunch of posts going up once I get the headers and covers ready!

🎉Of course you guys had to physically drag Bakugou out

🎉Ya'll looked fine as hell though👀

🎉Did a bit of clubbing but not to much

🎉So much car karaoke, even Bakugou joined in though

🎉You guys had quite a few drinks but not enough to seriously impair your senses

🎉Danced all up on each other, it was kinda spicy ngl💃

🎉Even though it was Kirishima's car Bakugou insisted on driving

🎉He of course was the most sober of the group

🎉Even though y'all ignored it, people were definitely checking you guys out👁

🎉The group was very loud when doing the countdown

🎉They all crashed at your place afterwards

💥He doesn't

💥With his pride and stubborn personality just wouldn't allow it

💥Plus what if he got rejected?

💥So instead Kirishima (and the rest of the bakusquad) do it for him

💥They already know that he won't do it

💥So they leave notes in both of your lockers, stating that the other would like to meet them

💥You both show up confused asf

💥But end up figuring out what happened

💥neither of you were stupid and the bakusquad wasn't exactly subtle about it either

💥It ended well though, with both of you confessing your romantic interest towards each other

💥And the bakusquad cheering from a nearby bush of course