-He Unfortunately Has Work The Week Of Christmas

Father i crave spicy iida headcanons thx

Aftercare with him consist of a warm bath and bottle of water

Size kink <3

He has major office sex fantasies 

Also might have a breeding kink

His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl

Mainly keeps sex to the bedroom

He’s a top <33

Will sometimes fuck to music

Not a one night stand kind of dude

Quickies aren’t his favorites either but ya gotta do what's necessary sometimes

SCRATCH HIM UPPPP, mark him up please.

He’ll act like he hates it but we all know he doesn’t.

Simeon In Ribbons

Thinking about….

Thinking about how Simeon just looks so pretty wrapped in ribbons. The ribbon kept him restrained no matter how badly he wanted to reach out to you, his angelic features looked oh so sinful and he writhed with pleasure from your voice alone. “You look so pretty like this” you cooed at him still not touching him despite the fact that he was painfully hard. “If only you could see yourself” you continued before finally giving him what he’s wanted for hours. He hardly lasted a few minutes when you finally pressed the egg shaped vibrator to his erection, his seed quickly spilling from his body and covering both of you.

Satan isn’t as emotionally inept as his brothers thanks to his large collection of romance novels

His confession is simple and occurs casually during a late night reading session

He’s on the devildom equivalent of booktok

Another info-dumping demon 

You are an honorary Anti-Lucifer League member even if you don’t participate in the chaos

The two of you + Simeon basically have a mini book club

Anger issues where? Just kidding you should probably hide to avoid flying objects

He wouldn’t hurt you on purpose but accidents happen

Probably best to give him some space to cool down.

NSFW

Switch but mainly tops.

Will fuck you against any surface Lucifer may come into contact with just out of spite

Like, for example, the door to Lucifer’s office. While he’s still inside. 

Choking kink, whether it be him choking you or vice versa he loves it

Choking him while you’re on top is basically giving him a glimpse of heaven when his eyes roll back.

Also loves fucking you in collars and choker necklaces.

Will leave hickeys on your other pact marks as an extra ‘fuck you’

Dirty talk consists mainly of things he read in a book

His pullout game is STRONG  (unlike your legs when he’s finished)

🕛 Rainy days are her favorite days🌧️ 

🕛 For starters it’s an excuse for her to call out of work

🕛 Which means she gets to spend all day with her s/o

🕛 Watching reality tv and random movies that peak her or he s/o’s interest📺

🕛 Cooking together by the light of the Yankee candles, Mic buys everyone for Christmas every year

🕛 Though she takes a multitude of breaks to sit on the counter as the two of you banter💕

🕛 You guys exchange workplace gossip and you sip on hot beverages ☕

🕛 She blasts Christmas music, is it still November? yes. Is that going to stop her? No

🕛 Even with the rain falling, your neighbors can hear you guys belting out incorrect lyrics to any and every song possible

🕛 Rainy day couch cuddles are a must once the rainy-day activities get lame

🕛 Eventually, after all the movies and activities you guys just scroll through your phones

🕛 Showing each other videos and memes you find amusing as another movie plays in the background

🕛All in all, rainy days are some of the best days for the two of you.

🕛Honestly, she just loves being taken care of

🕛She loves taking care of you too and it’s nice not having to act overly sexual all the time.

🕛 For real though, just cuddle with her she’ll turn the brightest red ever

🕛 She does read smut straight-faced and starts squealing during soft fluffy moments in books

🕛 Loves cooking with you, even if that means she’s cooking and you’re just chilling on the counter.

🕛 Mic drags Aizawa over to your guys’ apartment a lot  for dinner

🕛 Yall start shows together on Netflix and she gets mad when you watch the next episode without her

🕛 Grocery shopping with her is chaotic thanks to how many fans she has

🕛 Because of her hero ranking, days off aren’t consistent but there some of the best days

💥 Denki often (with the help of Mina) likes to wake up the rest of the group for late night outings "pssst, kiri wake upppp👹"

⚡ And it may not seem like it, but despite these outings being well past his bedtime, Bakugou thoroughly enjoys these outings

💪 Not long into the adventure, Mina and Denki convinced Kiri to push them around in a shopping cart

🍃You an Sero got stuck carrying their skateboards "can you pleaseeee carry this for me😍" "sureee🙂"

👾Due to it being nearly 2 am the skate park was pretty much empty

💥You and Sero sharing headphones👐

⚡Denki *can* definitely do some complicated tricks but 100% will trip over a single rock😔

💪 Good thing Bakugou, being the diligent boyfriend he is, brought a first aid kit💯

🍃PDA? Definitely, if you're comfortable with it, they'll definitely be affectionate asf✌

👾Cause nobody from school gonna see them so what's the harm🤷

💥Overall, 10/10 favorite outing even if they only happen 1-2 a month

⚡Though everyone is super tired upon return, a cuddle pile is inevitable👺

Key:

F/F=Favorite Food

"Is that a dead body?" Kirishima asked firefly as he recalled you promising not to bring your deceased 'clients' back to the house

"maybeeee?" You said innocently as if you hadn't been dragging the corpse of a 140 pounds man through your shared house

"that is a dead body, I can see it right in front of me"

"uhhhh, I'll have it clean before dinner" you swore hoping your partner would let it slide

Relief flooded your system as he sighed again and waved you off, disappointment flashing across his face as he continued on his day

"Dinner should be done in 20"

"yes sir" you playfully saluted the pro hero before continuing to drag the corpse into the basement

-15 Minutes Later

"Kiri! I got everything cleaned up!" You called as you trenched up the stairs, no signs of your previous activities present.

"I'm in the kitchen!" Your favorite redhead shouted

"Everything's cleaned up" you said as you perched on the counter next to him as he cooked F/F

"That's good" he smiled softly, not exactly meeting your eyes, a pang of guilt hit, your gaze gluing itself to the floor.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled still not looking up, knowing you had broken your promise.

"For what?" He asked coming to stand between your legs. "For bringing another body home" you clarified as he gripped your face softly in his hands.

"It's alright, I'm not mad, as long as it's all cleaned up" he forgave as he kissed your forehead softly.

Once again, despite the decapitated head in your basement, everything was at piece again.