Simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

Which bha girls would call their bf babygirl

(I did it as a list to make it easier, hope that's okay)

-Mina Ashido (I will die on this hill)

- Camie Utsushimi

- Clair Voyance

- Emi Fukukado (This is low-key obvious I think)

- Kyoka Jiro (Just imagine it tho)

- Momo Yaoyorozu

- Mei Hatsume 

- Nemuri Kayama

(Both Tsu and y/n are children up till the time skip and y/n is gender neutral)

“Tsu come here!” A Child with h/c hair yelled towards their friend.

“Hold on kero” the green-haired girl called trying to arrange her Tinkerbell tea set perfectly on a small wooden table.

“Tsuuu! Hurry I found a butterfly! Y/n shouted excitedly “really?” she tilted her head with no more time to ask questions as Y/n had already run out of patience “you gotta come see it!” they yelled dragging Tsu by the hand.

As they dragged the girl through a small barrier of bushes and into a small clearing of wildflowers “wow it’s so pretty here kero” Tsu stated as she gazed upon the field full of glass-winged butterflies her friend had dragged her to.

“Ooooo Tsu look one landed on my head!” Y/n giggled trying to stay as still as possible “don’t move kero, I’ll get it off” Tsu smiled sticking her tongue out a little as she thought of a solution to move the butterfly.

But then she smiled plucking a flower out of the ground in hopes it would be more appealing to the butterfly than her friend's head. Her plan was in vain as a second butterfly came and landed on the flower.

“Well, that didn’t work kero” both the children giggled as they spent the remainder of the afternoon playing among the butterflies.

-Time Skip-

It had been many years since that wonderful day, and the two children had grown side by side eventually one thing lead to another and they ended up together. Partners on the battlefield and after-hours.

Though as it seemed to go for all UA students things never go as planned, even after graduating many years ago.

“Where is it kero?” Tsu muttered to herself, searching through the small forest behind her childhood home. She had been searching for that very same field, for months, her days off though few were spent walking through the now overgrown terrain she and y/n used to play in.

“It has to be here “ she kept talking to herself wondering if she was ever gonna find it.

But then, there it was the very same field from that blissful afternoon spent amongst the butterflies.

“I found it Kero…” the hero muttered to herself, tears welling up as she carefully walked over the bush barrier that seemed to triple its size. 

She ran into the field, scaring off a few butterflies though they never went far. “I found it” she sighed settling into the grass, still as green as it was before, and still overrun with butterflies though now amongst the beautiful glass-winged butterflies from before was a moth.

“We did it Y/n, we found the field” she whispered to herself as the moth came to perch on the hero’s head, just as the butterfly had landed on y/n all those years ago.

Y/n had died almost a year ago today, in a battle that they won at the cost of their own life and saved thousands, but there was nobody, not even Tsu herself that could save y/n from the death that quickly followed.

And so the frog hero sat, reminiscing on and on in the field, and she continued to do so for many years.

“You did it” a person with h/c hair smiled watching the scene with a sad smile before fading, becoming one with the wind.

You couldn’t find her.

You had just gotten back from grocery shopping, and walked into a house that felt much colder than usual. It was cold enough it gave you chills as you set the grocery bags down, not seeing your girlfriend in her usual spot on the couch had your nerves on end. After the war, the two of you had agreed that neither went anywhere without letting the other know, mainly to ease your nerves seeing as you very nearly lost your beloved rabbit girlfriend. Not that she could easily go anywhere with the new prosthetic limbs still causing her pain after a while. 

“Rumi?” You called through the silent apartment getting no response that only sent your nerves into overdrive as you now began frantically checking each room of the apartment.

Until you got to the locked bedroom. Knowing she was in there, your nerves still ran rampant as the closer you got to the door the clearer the distress she was in became. 

“Rumi? Baby, open the door” you knocked gently as Socks started at you from the other end of the hallway. The crying only got louder the longer you stood out there and it broke your heart that she wouldn’t let you in. You knew she could handle herself but you wanted to be there, to hold her while she cried. Sliding down the other side of the door you sat in the hallway, never once leaving the door as she cried her heart out, a constant stream of comforting words pouring from you knowing she could easily hear you. You knew these new limbs were an adjustment, you knew that despite the front she often put up that this transition was taking a lot out of her in every way it possibly could and even now, months later, the phantom pains still drove her insane. The flashbacks kept her up at night, and the nightmares often caused her to wake you up in tears. You hated that she was in pain, you hated that this is what she had become but you never hated her. So when the tears finally subsided and she finally opened the door, eyes puffy and lips bitten raw, you held her. You held her like she was the most precious thing to grace the planet, regardless of her new state. You’d love her in any state so long as she was alive, and even if she wasn’t you’d love her anyways.

You had wondered why he was spending so much more time in the office.

You almost wished you had minded your own business because nothing could hurt more than the sight in front of you. He hadn’t even spotted you yet, busy paying attention to the blonde under his desk, his secretary you realize. The very woman he had told you not to worry about."We're just coworkers Y/N” he had promised but he was a demon now, his promises meant nothing but stupidly you had hung onto every single one trusting that the love of your life wouldn’t lead you on and lie to you, a mistake on your part you’re now realizing as you watch him with his head tossed back in pleasure a look you knew well. Tears pricked your eyes as your chest felt tight, suffocating almost as you stood there frozen. A sniffle escaping you as you fight off the urge to collapse into a sobbing mess in front of all of his already gossiping coworkers, that sniffle was enough to alert his senses to your presence as he quickly pushed the blonde away, “Y/n what’re you doing here?” he asked shocked as he attempted to straighten out his clothes “I came to bring you lunch but that was clearly a mistake” you spat no longer caring about protecting his public image “Y/n it’s not what it looks like I promise” he swore walking towards you as if you were a hurt animal in need of rescuing “oh so your dick wasn’t just down her throat?” you ask sarcastically knowing good and well that you had caught him, and no matter how much it hurt you had to end things or he would only do it again. “Well, it was but I promise you it didn’t mean anything” he attempted to soothe you but it only made you see red through your tears as people gathered around to watch the spectacle all he did was throw around promises as if they meant anything to you anymore. “Do you think I’m stupid Lucifer? Do you think so lowly of me that you would consider this okay??” You hiccuped trying not to cry in front of him as he quickly shook his head “No of course not my love-” “Don’t call me that” you snapped shoving his lunch into his chest angrily knowing he was much too prideful to defend his actions against you not that it would fix anything cause you both knew, despite everything you’ve been through, that the two of you were over and there was nothing as painful as as the look of regret you could see in his bright red eyes before you turned away. As you walked away, you did so with the knowledge that you would no longer be hanging onto the promises of a man who could so easily betray you for who knows how long while you were waiting for his return.

Father...feed me more spicy iida content

Thinking About…

Thinking about Tenya coming home from a long, stressful day at work in need of some relief. And who better to help him than his amazing spouse? Tied to the bed using his belt and blindfolded with the silk tie he keeps in his closet for special occasions as he uses you as his own personal fleshlight all while he whispers the sweetest praise in your ear.

Nobody's POV

“So what do we do now?” your purple-haired boyfriend sighed leaning against a wall.

“I dunno, we could play UNO or something” you shrugged bored, a few hours ago you see, the both of you had been kidnapped.

Did they lure you with cute animals? Maybe

Did you fall for it? Yep

-Flashback-

Y/n was walking down the sidewalk when a van pulled up beside them. “Hey, you wanna come  look at some puppies?” a woman asked from the driver's side window piquing their curiosity.

“Puppies? Sorry I would like to but I have to get home” you apologized knowing that you and Shinsou had plans that evening. 

“You sure? Their really adorable puppies” The lady persisted as you thought about it “hmmm, alrighty” you shrugged again wanting to see how cute these puppies really are, so you settled between the lady and a big dude that low-key looked like Larry the Cable guy.

“Do you guys think we could swing by my place to pick up my boyfriend though?” you asked innocently as tey snickered lightly, 

“oh yeah sure,” the man said amused “yeah ‘it’s no problem, the more the merrier” the woman laughed.

And off you three went to kidnap your poor boyfriend.

-Flashback Over-

“At least we got to see the puppies” you laughed, and you weren’t wrong exactly since they did let you play with five different puppies and a small black cat before locking the two of you up in a storage room. 

“Really y/n that’s what you’re thinking about? We literally got kidnapped” the purple-haired male laughed lightly as you rummaged through the boxes for something to cure your boredom before gasping.

“We’re saved!” you shouted having found many items among the boxes but none more important to you than what you had clutched in your hand

“No- we’re not saved, you just found duct tape” Shinsou sighed rolling his eyes “duct tape, being saved, it’s the same thing” you shrugged your shoulders.

“.....Is it really though?” the man narrowed his eyes at you only slightly amused at this point.

“No, it’s really not” The third voice sighed suddenly on the other side of the door as a large crashing sound rang occurred, causing the locked door to fall completely off it’s hinges revealing a clearly tired Aizawa.

It was fine though since he was used to this happening since you seemed to get kidnapped at least six times a day “Let’s go” as so, ya’ll go home and Aizawa locked you in your room for the next fifteen hours to make sure you didn’t get kidnapped for a little bit.

-End

🐇Rumi is at work when she hears it

🐇The loud powerful sound of rolling thunder amongst the dark clouds

🐇So, she tries to finish up work as fast as possible

🐇Unfortunely the weather beat her there, and as she walked into your guy's shared apartment she was extremely worried to find no sign of your presence in the living room

🐇 Your guys’ pet rabbit, Socks was also missing

🐇 So she made an effort to shut the blinds before slowly making her way toward the bedroom

🐇 And that’s where she found you, wrapped up in at least five or six blankets with Socks on your lap

🐇 The way you flinched when the thunder went off even louder than before broke her heart before she slowly joined you on the bed

🐇 “Y/N, sweetheart can you hear me?” she questioned for a second before your eyes flashed to hers, softening just a bit as you attempted to nod

🐇 She turned to Socks to see the poor bunny just as scared

🐇 So, after leaving a kiss on your forehead and petting Socks she went off to pursue an idea

🐇 Going into the living room she gathered every cushion, pillow, and throw blanket she could find

🐇 “Damn, I’m one creative bitch” she chuckled padding back to the bedroom before throwing everything on the ground

🐇 She then wandered back into the bathroom to change out of her work clothes and into some fluffy pajamas  before getting to work

🐇 It took only took her a few minutes before her magnificent blanket fort was completed

🐇She smiled hopefully to herself before turning back to you

🐇”Alrighty, we can hide from the thunder and cuddle if you want” she grinned bashfully not entirely sure if you’d want to move from your spot in the bed

🐇Luckily, you allowed her to ease you into the blanket fort, Socks coming along of course

🐇Really, she’s not the best with words, much better with actions so she could only hope that what she was doing was any help at all

🐇But the fort muffled the thunder significantly helping you to relax a bit

🐇The thunder cleared a few hours later yall stayed in the fort the rest of the night.

Asmo Smut Drabble

Thinking About…

…Thinking about the way Asmo just loves to worship and be worshiped, especially in the bedroom. But when he finds you staring at yourself in the mirror with something akin to disappointment he couldn’t help but fuck you in front of that very same mirror and every mirror he could find in his room forcing you to watch as he made a mess of you. Even as your mind went numb from the avatar of lust playing you like a well tuned instrument until you made a mess of his sheets he wouldn’t stop until you were overstimulated and still crying out for more.

“Y/nnnnn” Denki whined flopping backward over the back of the common room couch. 

“What’s up, love?” You asked stroking his hair as you continue reading on a certain orange and white website. “Ya know how we haven’t told the class about us dating yet?” he asked as you looked away from your phone and rose a brow at him “Yeah? Why?” you questioned already having a feeling as to where this was going

“Welllllll, they found out” he chuckled peaking over your shoulder at whatever you were reading.

“Oh? How’d that happen?” you laughed pushing him away from your screen (for his own safety of course) 

“I let Mina use Spotify on my phone and-” he started explaining before you got the hint 

“She saw your lock screen” you smirked putting your phone down as he nodded “and my wallpaper” you just shrugged knowing they were going to find out eventually “ It was gonna happen eventually, wanna watch a movie?” despite his pouting, he nodded climbing further onto the couch his head in your lap as you ran your fingers through his hair.

Little did the two of you know almost everyone in your guys’ class had witnessed everything and they were preparing to tease the heck out of both of you.