Consuming Mass Amounts Of Media Related To My Hyperfixation Isnt Enough I Need To Eat It

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

Explains why you speak as an old god, deprived of peace

Have You Ever Slept.?

once, but my sleep was disturbed and my grave ransacked. Now I can never know peace

I was watching a nature documentary on Netflix and all of the animals were just Scarlett Johansson in costumes.

Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

You come into my bog, on my solar return, and don’t even bother to learn the local customs?

My favorite part of reading Les Mis is when Victor Hugo says “we must be brief” and then plunges into a 40 page description of the Battle of Waterloo

tumblr is my favorite social media because it’s the only place i can escape the godforsaken phrase “oh my god slayyy”