Apollo, Slightly Injured And Bruised: I Just Got Surprised Adopted!

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

I don't have Kenergy I have Allenergy

Reblog if you have Allenergy

if there are any Sandman reaction fics can people tell me there’s names? please? thank you

Palestine has the right to self-determination.

Palestine has the right to self-defense.

Palestine has the right to exist.

They love each other😌

pav saying "this is where the british stole all of our stuff" is something that has come out of my mouth before and for that i love him

Please reblog if you vote

Miguel: You can’t have three people on a single motorcycle

Hobie: Wait, did you say three?

Miguel: Yes, three.

Gwen: Oh my god.

Miles: PAV FELL OFF!

The most jarring thing about Empires to me is that Joey Graceffa is just there? It makes me want to light a cigarrette and say "I haven't heard that name in years" while I stare off into the distance.

the Hannibal fandom used to be funny, but now you're all just sad and horny

(to be clear i mean this in the most non-judgemental way possible i am in 50% of the same boat (sad))

proof:

god tier pun

featuring @willgrahamscock and some lovely expressions

is this not canon?

CACKLING-

harold, they're lesbians