ATTENTION TUMBLR PEOPLE

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)

HEADCANON

WHAT DEMONUS REALLY IS

So, Demonus gets demons drunk, and yet it has no effect on humans, yes?

Well, alcohol is basically light poisoning or heavy depending how much you're drinking. SO, what would be poisonous to demons but not humans?

Holy water!

What if Demonus is actually just different beverages with very, very minute concentrations of holy water added? Not enough to kill them, but certainly enough to fuck with their bodies a little bit in a way that resembles drunkenness!

And as to why it seems to affect angels, well, they're actually getting high rather than drunk. Simeon feels very giggly and floaty, plus loses his words -- which is different from his drunkenness off of human-world alcohol in this year's birthday card!

So Demonus is holy water -- poisons demons, gets angels high, and does nothing to humans! Makes perfect sense.

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

????

And that’s my game idea.

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

I dont know why I feel like I have to show people this screenshot I just do

I love the draw your squad bases. I was looking for ones to draw for my friends, and found this one. I felt it fit the Seduce Me boys from @thebunnyofevil ’s game well, sooooo…..

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

Whats each boys favorite part of the Hollidays?

Matthew - Baking & Cooking. This holiday allows Matthew to go all out in the kitchen. Anytime you walk by you're going to get a whiff of something delightful. From sweets to ham dishes, he's always got something cooking.

Sam - Decorating. Despite the slight embarrassment to admit it, he actually really loves decorating! With his incredible amount of speed and strength, the mansion gets all decked out during the holidays. He'll out do any house that provokes a challenge.

Erik - Fashion. If it's one thing he's passionate about is his fashion. And the Christmas season allows for so many creative themes and ideas. You won't find him wearing any ugly sweaters that's for sure. This red silk fabric covered man is gonna be stylish.

Damien - Movies. There's so many great movies out there for him to watch! Ranging from sad, delightful, and painfully funny. It brings him so much joy. You can expect to find him in his PJ's watching a marathon of home alone sequels.

James - Family. Yes, as cheesy as that sounds, what James enjoys most is just being together with his family. This holiday really allows bonding and he's grateful to have these times. He can be seen helping or hanging with one of his brother’s during any of their favorite activities.

...another thing James get is the bills. Unfortunately, family bonding ain't cheap. With Matthew's demands of ingredients and Sam's decorating, James is often seated at his desk overlooking the expenses. Granted, they aren't in any financial trouble. But it still leaves James grumbling. Don't even get him started on the gift expenses.

“I’m divorcing you and I’m taking the kids.”