↕️are They A Sub, Dom, Or Switch? Top, Bottom, Or Switch?

Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.

Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.

I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.

He's straddling him and giving Dreadwing a firm, hungry kiss.

Oof - !

Dreadwing looks up, then sits up on an elbow to return the kiss hotly. Someone seemed to read his mind.

Using sharp teeth, he nips at Ghost's mouth. "I take it you would like something...?"

Aft play

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda |Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants | HOLY SHIT GIVE IT TO ME NOW

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

"...What even is that?"

Primus, he wants to get laid.

The Seeker leans back a little, watching the little ornament suddenly get up and onto the table. Daringly, after Rung has sat down, Dreadwing runs the clawtips of one hand along the top of one of his thighs.

"I find this an agreeable trade. But, first..."

His free hand lifts, and a talon gently brushes the other's jaw, tempting him to lift his chin so that Dreadwing can lean in for a proper soft kiss.

{ @sin-cxde }

"... do you want to find out what equipment I have?"

That’s all the prompting Rung needs to go from sitting at the table to climbing up on top of it, carefully shifting around so he can sit on the edge in front of Dreadwing and smile up at him.

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

Hmm, clearly.

PANTS.

send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.

your muse = sender, my muse = receiver.

// I ran over a bottle of shampoo at work with my forklift today

If you don't know why I'd post it here get off this blog lmao

[M!A]Was it a virus? A corrupted data packet triggering a glitch? A public software update / upgrade that'd been maliciously coded with petro-rabbit protocols? You've already heard about it across the datanet that something is spreading through the community; something that is causing your colleagues, your brethren, and even your enemies to become… vigorously amorous. You think that you got your firewalls up in time, but… what is this warmth building in your seams? [Heat Cycle M!A] [You must seek out a minimum three (3) partners to alleviate your symptoms to a manageable level.] M!A: Muse has started a week-long heat cycle! If already afflicted with a heat cycle, muse will ALSO orgasm every time someone says their name during the heat cycle.

A warning pops up on his HUD, telling of a viral strain he's not been given coding for.

Oh well. That isn't unusual. Every time he enters a new universe, he inevitably ends up in the hospital because he catches every single horrid flu they ever had. It's just ...

This isn't a new universe. Dreadwing has been coming and going for a while.

Meh.

It's probably just a cold.

S P I K E //Alphabet meme (No pressure to write all)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Dreadwing's stamina is good especially for his age. He is no spring chicken anymore, it's true, but he can still often keep up with the shenanigans of most younger mechs. Though, he has far more stam when he's topping and using his spike. He tends to come unraveled far more easily when he's using his valve, as he doesn't do it much.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Intimacy is just as important or more so even than sex itself. He can go without interface just fine, but if there is no intimate connection to his partner, his interest very quickly wanes. Dreadwing is fine with one-night stands, but in the long run, he vastly prefers emotional connection.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He doesn't have too many kinks, but one would be that he very much does enjoy threesomes and group sex, though more than four including himself and he starts getting uncomfortable.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

In terms of what he knows, Dreadwing is very experienced. Tactile, fingering, mouth, general penetrative interfacing in common positions -- he's been doing that for ages and has worked hard to be good at it (like everything he tries to do). But kink and heading farther south than french vanilla territory and his knowledge quickly becomes very limited.