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Your concierge-god is too busy getting Maureen from Butkrak, Missouri a parking space, and fixing football games so that Bob from Pharthoal, Louisiana’s team wins.

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened

Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)

Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

Getting absolutely knocked on my ass by the idea that, in a literal interpretation of the Genesis account of Eden, we were never supposed to have the knowledge of good and evil.

feeling empowered and actually having power are two very different things. women are usually offered the first one.

jesus may not love me but he does want to fuck me so checkmate catholics

I love how the bible basically implied that knowing “what’s right and what’s wrong” is apparently forbidden.

Which also reflects on how religious people who blindly follow their faith without questioning it, because questioning is said to be wrong.

Also because questioning it would mean people would leave once they realize all the morally wrong things being preached.

Thankfully, some people still stopped to question.

Questioning what you know shouldn’t be forbidden.

one of the most fucked up things i remember learning was that g*d straight up KILLED all of job’s children. he murdered them. he also took everything else from him and made him ill and all… but he killed his family, the people job loved the most out of everything.

and then after he resolved his immature whose-dick-is-longer contest with satan he was like “here you have more children, no need to thank me”. like…. that’s not how it fucking works you fucking sociopath.

by chloe grace laws