Isn’t Them Acting Like They Have Their Shit Together Every Clone Wars Episode With These Three Disasters?

I am now afraid

"Always being cold isn't a personality trait"

to YOU.

I read somewhere that Cody got his scar from a drunken speeder bike accident, and I will firmly believe this until we find out how he actually got it.

i will be forever pissed that tcw didn’t focus on the clones more, actually, because why do we not know how Cody and Rex met.

Cody is literally a CC and Rex is a CT. they’re entire different classes, there’s no way they were in the same batch. and yet they are extremely close, some of the closest we’ve ever seen, and they’ve been like that from the bat!! they didn’t become close because of Obi-Wan and Anakin!!!

like, did Rex have a batch that was entirely blond too? or was he just the odd one out? is that not even relevant because he dyes his hair?

we have no fucking idea and i am so curious!!!

how did Cody get enough say on Kamino to literally lobby to the Kaminoans and be listened to about the Bad Batch because they’re different?! where did that come from???? i’m so!!!!!!!!

also, the famous question of Cody’s scar. where did that come from, huh?

Fives, on a mission with Cody and Rex: Dad!

Rex: Yes?

Anakin: Wait, did Fives just call Rex Dad?

Cody: More importantly, did Rex just respond???

I’m still having fun with these SW polls, so

Because I’m indecisive

it’s a crime that the only time we get to see Rex fly is in the Siege of Mandalore arc

so we know that Anakin taught Ahsoka how to hold her own against the clones in a fight which ultimately ended up saving her life right?

Well I raise you: Captain Rex didn't get formal pilot training (as mentioned in the Umbara Arc -> Krell: "Are your men pilots now?" Rex:"My men may not be pilots,..." doesn't directly say that Rex isn't trained, but would be a logical assumption, seeing as I don't think the Kaminoans would waste resources training a Captain who won't be piloting as a pilot) BUT Anakin taught him, which is why he can get on that ship and fly through the debris and save Ahsoka.

Anakin prepared both of them in such a way that they survived order 66.

All I can imagine now is Echo climbing like Spiderman on the roof and Cid comes in with a broom and starts whacking him screaming “DARK AND BROODY, GET YOUR SPIDER OFF MY ROOF HE’S SCARING AWAY THE CUSTOMERS”

Headcannon that Echo has upgraded his feet so they can become magnetized, because how else could he crouch like this and not fall?

And no one ever saw Fives again….

HERE COMES REX WITH THE METAL CHAIR OHHHH

And more importantly, what the kriff is this poll even about?