Jopson: *sneaking Away To Get Some Rest After A Long Day Of Taking Care Of His Withdrawal Riddled Captain*

“Wow it’s feels so festive outside this year!”

What it looks like outside:

“And stay out!”

Crozier by the end of the series:

The gang’s all here 😭

If you’re depressed, don’t listen to the new Dave k. playlist, you’ll just get more depressed:(

Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?

Collins (visibly traumatized):

Poor baby can’t catch a break :(

Imagine being so far in denial about the prospect of a female orgasm, that instead of being excited about being able to please the woman you LOVE, you just go “Well that can’t be right, woman can’t feel what men do”. Insane broooo….

He has killed and will kill again

Tuunbaq watching the Lt Gore sledge party set up camp:

Those damn white boys 😠 imma get em

Crozier during and after getting into that fight with his wife (fitzjames):

They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear

The bear in question: