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Jacko playlist but its just the song “This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.
Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?
Cash cow:
pay pig:
and the third, sexiest option
whore horse:
The terror lieutenants as “the girls”-
Little: is the type of girl you go to when you want to listen to emo/grunge music while laying on the floor
Hodgson: is the type of girl you go to when you want to talk shit about “you know who;)”
Irving: is the type of girl you go to when you’re sad and you need someone to bake you cookies and braid your hair
Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…
*Hickey texting Billy after a third breakup*
Hickey: The overwhelming self-destructive urge to go for a midnight drive when the edible hits is like the feeling an animal gets when its leg is stuck in a snare
Billy: Cornelius, do not come over
Hickey: nom nom nom *sends eta*
Jirving fucks - confirmed
Imagine being so far in denial about the prospect of a female orgasm, that instead of being excited about being able to please the woman you LOVE, you just go “Well that can’t be right, woman can’t feel what men do”. Insane broooo….
He’s just trying to be a supportive girlypop.
Me: *watching men get violently ripped apart by a giant creature*
Currently on my 10th rewatch…lord help me
Crozier: I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation. We would be committing an act of hubris of which we may not survive.
Sir John:
In the first twenty minutes of episode one:
Meanwhile, David:
Twink death jump scare
You would think after the first ball of metal you swallowed you’d be suspicious, but gruel is gruel. 🤷♀️
Thomas “I’ve shot smaller hawks than you” Jopson
I have been consumed by the maddening hunger that is doomed polar expeditions.
That man didn’t give a fuck about Billy’s bones. 😭
Me trying to convince the people in my life I’m a “casual” enjoyer of The Terror:
I’m totally normal about it guys….wait, why are you running?
Sir John’s foolproof plan to find the Passage:
Hey wait a minute…
I mean…yeah.
You’re missing the point, nerd.
I like to think of Blanky befriending Tuunbaq, and bringing him inside like a confused child adopting a feral raccoon.
This is fucked up…I’m (not) sorry.
They’re gonna find you dude, they can smell your fruity ass.