You’re Missing The Point, Nerd.

Diaper baby

Jacko playlist but its just the song “This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

Sir John’s foolproof plan to find the Passage:

Hey wait a minute…

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

“Wow it’s feels so festive outside this year!”

What it looks like outside:

He’s perfect…from his thousand yard stare to his absolute power stance.

I love him

Me trying to convince the people in my life I’m a “casual” enjoyer of The Terror:

I’m totally normal about it guys….wait, why are you running?

Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*

Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?

Collins:

Me: *watching men get violently ripped apart by a giant creature*

Currently on my 10th rewatch…lord help me