*Hickey Texting Billy After A Third Breakup*

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

Cash cow:

pay pig:

and the third, sexiest option

whore horse:

The cute aggression is so intense I punch holes in my wall.

You know it’s bad when someone closes the door to yell at you 😬

Bonus:

*Dundy listening through the door*

They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear

The bear in question:

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson:

Damn say less…

Crozier during and after getting into that fight with his wife (fitzjames):

He’s perfect…from his thousand yard stare to his absolute power stance.

I love him

He’s just trying to be a supportive girlypop.