You Know It’s Bad When Someone Closes The Door To Yell At You 😬

Blanky: You’ll have to give the men something in return, if you’re going to ask them to walk 800 miles.

Fitzjames: *Already putting on a dress*

Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*

Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?

Collins:

Hickey at any given moment:

Me: *watching men get violently ripped apart by a giant creature*

Currently on my 10th rewatch…lord help me

This is fucked up…I’m (not) sorry.

Fitzjames: If you want respect. Earn it. Or are you determined to be the worst kind of first as well?

Crozier:

The lieutenants and Silna:

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Except that one magical moment were he smiles:

Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”